“GONE DIVIN” Commemorative Dumpster Appreciation Tee

PRAISE BE TO THE BLESSED DUMPSTER.
BLESSED ARE HER GIFTS, MAY THEY NEVER CEASE.

In the last week of May, Welcome Back Records was blessed by the presence of a humble dumpster, green in hue, whose past was filled with discarded waste too terrible to behold.

On this great day, she arrived at our door filled to the very brim with delights awesome in scope, great in number, to the delight of all that made witness.

Inside our blessed Dumpster, praise be her unpronounceable and glorious name, were THOUSANDS of records, many of which were only rumored to exist in any significant quantity, across so many genres.

It has been nothing short of amazing.

To commemorate this blessed event, we have created this beautiful, subtle design on the finest cloth (Heavyweight Tee shirt) as is only proper for such an occasion.

Designed by our very own Kristen Kinnaley of KWatrous Ceramics, featuring THE actual blessed dumpster with a diver loyally completing his pilgrimage. They will be lovingly and painstakingly screenprinted by our dear friend, Eric Wilson of Doublethink Distro.

Unisex sizing. Standard tees will be on Gildan 5000 series. Comfort Colors available for a $5 upcharge.

Orders will be available within 4 to 6 weeks. They will ship immediately upon arrival.

Each shirt will also receive a commemorative Saint Dumpster vinyl sticker and a certificate of authenticity.

None are worthy
All are welcome

Praise be to the Dumpster, blessed be her name.